This is for you Christian.
“Meet Stanley, He is my pet African Honey Badger I rescued from a Janjaweed training camp outside of Darfur back in ‘04. The Janjaweed, the inhuman cock-guzzlers that they are trapped Stanley as a baby and kept them around the camp trained to a log so that they could kick him and put cigarettes out on him for fun. They also forced him to fight dangerous animals from the region, for their pleasure, and to place bets on… Stanley never lost a fight. On the night of the raid when I freed him from his chains he took off through the camp and bite the dick off of everyone of those heartless sons of bitches, and their horses, and their children, and their horses’ children! And he never looked back…” - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ezs2QbuFTQ